prologue: consumer services


Was there anything quite so under-rated in this shallow, plastic, global-corporate, tall-skinny-latte, kiddy-meal-and free-toy, united-colors-of-fuck-you-too world, than a good old-fashioned, no-frills, retail blow-job?

It was one of the very few consumer transactions left in which you really did get what you paid for, no more and no less. No packaging, no marketing, no fake smiles, no on-the-door greeters, no aspirational lifestyle kudos; just functional, dispassionate cock-sucking for a pre-agreed flat fee.

All those uptight assholes who took way too much pride in telling you they never paid for it in their lives – they didn’t know what they were missing. And this was because they didn’t understand the nature of the transaction. They thought paying for it was undignified, that it somehow diminished them as men. What kind of insecure loser did you have to be to believe that, when, in every other aspect of your life, paying someone else to render you services was what underlined your status? Yeah, sure, you could pump your own gas, wash your own car, shine your own shoes; you could roll dough and make your own fucking pizza. But who the fuck wants to do that when you’ve got money in your pocket? Having to do that shit yourself because you don’t have money in your pocket – that’s undignified; that diminishes you as a man. Paying for it
didn’t mean you couldn’t get it any other way – it meant that you could afford the convenience option, same as any other service.

And talk about denial! ‘Never paid for it.’ Yeah, right. Maybe not directly, asshole, but you fuckin’ paid for it, make no mistake. Sneakier than a stealth tax, and just as unavoidable, there’s a traceable dollar outlay connected to every time she unzips your fly, whether she be your wife, your mistress or a one-night stand. And this isn’t just about steak dinners and hotel rooms, either. This is about that thousand-buck suit on your back, your health-club subscription and your stylist’s fee, too. Even if you’re a rock star backstage at the Hollywood Bowl: that seventeenyear-old with the doe-eyes and the awe-struck look is still playing an angle, and she ain’t leaving without a piece of you bigger than the one between her teeth. Whether it’s a noseful of your best pure, or the cheque she’ll get when she tells all, one way or another, that blow-job is coming at a cost.

Of course, there were also those who claimed it didn’t turn them on unless the girl was genuinely into them; presumably the same deluded jerks who thought that no broad had ever faked an orgasm while they were fucking her. Sure. Like every girl who ever went down on them did it because she found them irresistible. Were there really that many chicks out there with a fetish for pot bellies and beer breath? Come on. Even your ever-doting wife has to feign her interest now and then. So if feigned interest is what you need, a hooker could fake it better than most.
But that’s only for those sensitive-flower or pretty-boy egotripper types who actually thought it made a fucking difference whether the bitch gives a shit.

What these clowns didn’t grasp was that you were paying for their disinterest as much as their attention. That bored look was an integral and essential part of the retail blow-job experience. Jeez, it was an insult to your intelligence for her to expect you to believe she was enjoying it, so there was an invaluable honesty about the nature of the transaction if she looked like she couldn’t care less. There was no have-a-nice-day fake sentiment bullshit. Blow-job, understand? Not blow-hobby. She wasn’t doing it because she liked it, she was doing it because she needed the dough and you were going to give her it once she’d made you come. Two blocks down, the girl flipping burgers at Mickey D’s would be looking even more bored for even less green, but it didn’t make your Big Mac taste any different whether she had a fucking smile on her face.

This was raw, honest, old-school, pre-globalised capitalism. You need her services, she needs your money, and nobody is pretending there’s anything else going on. No branding, no mission statements and no customer loyalty card. You want No Logo? Go get yourself some professional
head.

And if the chance presents itself, go get yourself some Third-World head, especially. Shit, it was only natural that there had to be some kind of benefit to balance out the negatives about being stuck in fucking Mexico. The whole place stank like a busted sewer, the beer tasted like anaemic piss, and just driving as far as the fly-ridden corner store was like entering a stock-car race – but goddamn if the skanks weren’t a whole different quality.

It was kind of reassuring to know that there were still places in this culturally colonised and strip-malled world where you could find a hooker who wasn’t about to put every cent you gave her straight into her arm. Unfortunately, those places also tended to be the most economically deprived. That wasn’t to say you couldn’t toss a rock down a Mexican red-light street without it bouncing from crack-whore to smack-head like a pinball; nowhere was isolated or backward enough to be immune from that most successful example of globalisation. Jeez, there was probably some junkie bitch selling her ass in the middle of the Sahara fucking Desert right now. But the thing about south of the border was that there were girls down here who were selling it simply because they were dirt poor from the day they were born, and hadn’t needed any drugs to put them on the street. There was something satisfyingly pure and natural about that, and at the basest level it was far more of a turn-on if the girl didn’t have track-marks up her arms or eyes like an insomniac panda.

They tried harder down here too, though maybe that was because he was an American and likely to be splashing more money in reward for good service. Whatever the reason, they definitely put more effort into it, and not that embarrassing fake enthusiasm either: just professional
dedication, care and diligence. So much for the Protestant work ethic. These girls gave you their best every time, and they were Catholic to the last.

All of which made such exquisite distraction hard to resist when he was stuck in this dump with nothing to kill but time. When he was younger and keener, he’d have been more disciplined about it. He remembered the rules, some he’d set for himself and others he’d learned from guys who’d been around the block, and one of those was not to get laid until the job was over. A hard-on kept you sharp, kept you focused, kept you ruthless. Bloodthirsty, even. But now he’d been around the block enough to know when it was okay – even advisable – to cut himself some slack. He didn’t have a fix on the target yet, for Christ’s sakes, and what was the point of hanging out in fucking Mexico if you couldn’t bang Mexican skanks?

The phone rang, its pre-historic bell-tone seeming to shake the rickety bedside table, the sound probably loud enough to be heard downstairs in the lobby. This was the best hotel in town, but that wasn’t saying much when the town was Hermosillos. It was standard practice to stay someplace anonymously low-key on this kind of business, and he’d never minded hanging out in flea-pits, but all things were relative. In this neck of the woods, a hotel was classed as ostentatiously swanky if it had a phone in the room, and that was something he really couldn’t do without right now.

It also had clean sheets (they smelled of cheapo detergent, but that they smelled of detergent at all was worth a star above the front door), an en suite and a colour TV, for what that was worth. Cool if you were into Mexican wrestling or soccer, both of which accounted for all but two channels, the remainder offering Spanish home-shopping and, inevitably, MTV. The most useful in-house facility he’d installed himself. She was named Conchita – at least that’s what she was calling herself – and so far she was proving far better value for money than the room rate, even minus his Diners’ card discount.

The girl seemed less startled by the phone than he was, probably because it hadn’t been five years since she’d heard one sound like that. She knelt up and began moving across the bed, intending to answer it. Sweet gesture, but it wasn’t a secretary he needed.

‘What are you, expectin’ a call or somethin’?’

‘Pardon, señor.’

She didn’t speak English, but it was still pretty clear she got the point.

‘Well I guess this’ll be for me, then, huh? You just keep talkin’ into that pink receiver down there, sweetie. And don’t mind me, I can concentrate on two things at once.’

Conchita went back to work as he lifted the phone, cradling it against his ear as he lay back on the pillow.

‘Hey. Who’s this?’

‘Miguel.’

‘Yo Mickey. What’s up?’

‘Pack your bags, Harry. You’re in the wrong place.’

‘I’m in the—? Bullshit. Says who?’

‘Come on, how long you been there? Nearly a week? You like Mexico so much you wanna hang out some more?’

‘Well, your mother’s still givin’ good head, so I figure why leave?’

‘My mother was born in Texas, fucko. She ain’t never been to Mexico.’

‘Yeah, right. Not since she carried you ’cross the Rio Grande in a shawl, leastways.’

‘Whatever, Javier. We got a new lead. Vancouver.’

‘A new lead? What the fuck is that? A lead is something you put on a dog. Tell me you got a mark or don’t waste my time.’

‘Nunez was seen, man.’

‘Who by?’

‘What the fuck does that matter? He was seen, and that’s good enough for Alessandro, so it’s good enough for you to get on a fuckin’ plane, okay?’

‘Alessandro.’ Harry spat the word, managing to keep a laugh out of his voice. At least Miguel couldn’t see the smirk, but there was no question he’d be picturing it anyway. Miguel didn’t rate the kid any higher than Harry did, but his position required him to be more circumspect
about it.

He let the pause drag on a few seconds, allowing Miguel to assume it meant acquiescence. It didn’t.

‘You’re booked on flight—’

‘I ain’t goin’.’

‘Harry, the—’

‘Nunez is in Hermosillos, Miguel, trust me on this.’

‘Fuck trust, Harry, we’re dealing in proof. We got a witness sighting in Vancouver, and what have you got, ’cept cheap burritos and cheaper blow-jobs?’

‘Hey, just because they’re a bargain don’t mean they ain’t high quality.’

‘I’m serious, man. We need a result on this, fast.’

‘Sure, but you ain’t gonna get it sendin’ me to Vancouver when the dude’s in Mexico, are ya?’

‘What makes you so sure?’

‘Come on, how long I been doin’ this?’

‘Alessandro Estobal don’t wanna hear about instincts, Harry. You know what he’s like.’

Meaning naïve, ignorant and rash.

‘Believe me, Mickey, Nunez will go to what he knows. That’s what people do when they’re feelin’ scared and insecure. You’re shittin’ your shorts an’ lookin’ over your shoulder the whole time – you think you’d decide that was a good moment to head into the great blue yonder? Fuck no. Vancouver! That little prick wouldn’t know what street Canada’s on. He ain’t been further north than Barstow in his life. He ain’t gonna go to a city he’s never been and where he don’t know nobody. He’ll wanna be somewhere he thinks he knows the lie of the land, someplace he associates with being safe and sound. Home. Hermosillos. Remember that accountant a few years back? The one who—’

‘The skimmer, yeah. Rounding down the figures and syphoning the difference into his own little pension fund.’

‘That’s the guy. Everyone said he’d gone to fuckin’ Lichtenstein, or Switzerland, or Disneyland fuckin’ Paris. Where’d I find him? Hidin’ out in mom’s basement, back home in Incest, Alabama.’

‘Well you ain’t found this one in his mom’s basement, and Alessandro’s gettin’ antsy. He wants you on a plane.’

‘That would just be a waste of everybody’s time and money, Mickey. Yeah, I could fly to Vancouver and hang out there for as long as it takes to demonstrate that this socalled “lead” is bullshit, and meantime I’d be checkin’ in with my contacts right here in Mexico. Then after that I’d have to get on another fuckin’ plane to come straight back down to Hermosillos and check into the same fuckin’ hotel I’m sittin’ in right now. Shit, it’s all the same to me, but it sounds like a lot of bills to pay just to teach Alessandro the comparative values of bein’ antsy and bein’ patient.’

‘Yeah, like I’m gonna tell him that. Give me somethin’, Harry, you know? Say you need two more days, tell me you got some kinda fuckin’ scheme in motion here.’

‘Of course I got a— Oh fuck me, Jesus, baby, aw, yeah. Fuckin’ A.’

‘What did you say?’

‘Aw, shit, sorry, Miguel. I just came.’

‘You fuckin’ what? You tellin’ me you’re gettin’ head while you’re fuckin’ talkin’ to me on the fuckin’ phone?’

‘Don’t sweat it. Your mom says hi.’

‘You fuckin’ asshole. Unless you got it in her ear, she can hear every goddamn thing you’re talkin’ about.’

‘Relax, for Christ’s sakes. She doesn’t speak English. First thing I asked her. Hey, try this. Listen up.’ Harry held the receiver away from his ear and caught Conchita’s eye.

‘Babe, this is a freebie, right? That’s what we agreed, yeah?’

‘No ablo Iglese, señor.’

Harry cradled the phone again. ‘Voi-fuckin’-la.’

‘And it didn’t occur to you that she could be lying? You know, hookers have occasionally been known to be less than honest.’

‘No shit. Okay, she comes up to me in the hotel bar, she’s fishin’ for trade. I ask her does she speak English. She knows I’m fuckin’ American and that the desired answer is obviously yes if she wants to seal the deal, but instead she lies and says no, just in case I happen to impart some top-secret information. Gimme a fuckin’ break. This is Hermosillos in the hot summer, Mickey, not fuckin’ Berlin in the Cold War.’

‘So do I go tell Alessandro you’re too busy gettin’ your cock sucked to bother with his orders?’

‘Tell him whatever the fuck you like. Tell him I’m bein’ an asshole if it makes your life easier. But I’ll be expectin’ everybody to eat some crow when I finish what I came here to do.’

‘What? You mean if it turns out you’re right, you ain’t gonna be your usual modest, unassuming, light-under-a bushel self?’

‘Fuck you.’

‘He’ll put it out to contract if you’re not gonna be a good doggy.’

‘Suits me. Let some other prick freeze his nuts off in Canada. Be my guest.’

‘I think they have summer up there too, Harry.’

‘Well at least the weather’ll be nice for fuckin’ sightseein’, cause that’s all there’s gonna be for anyone to do. Shit, I insist he puts it out to contract, how about that?’

‘Sounds cool to me.’

‘I don’t see what the big fuckin’ hurry is, either. Nunez is gonna be a long time dead. Or does Alessandro think the Respectometer is countin’ down every minute the guy who stiffed him is still alive?’

‘Alessandro’s young. That kinda shit matters more when you still got to prove yourself to everybody.’

‘Problem is he thinks it’s the only way of provin’ himself to everybody. You ask me, the kid puts too much stock in fear as a personal motivator. What, does he think Nunez gipped him because he wasn’t scared enough? Nunez gipped him because Alessandro was bein’ cheap. He’s a
major-league fuckin’ gangster, for Christ’s sakes, head of the fuckin’ Estobal family. Nunez was nothing but scared: scared of the Estobals, scared of the cops. He’s lookin’ for an exit at every turn, so it’s no wonder he took the first one offered. But Nunez would have relaxed a little if the kid had made it more worth his while. Alessandro needs to learn that you can terrorise people into doin’ somethin’ on the cheap, or even for nothin’, but it’s not good business. Just because somebody’s afraid of you doesn’t mean they won’t fuck you if they get the chance; whereas you can trust someone a lot more if they know you’re their meal-ticket.’

‘There’s a lotta things he needs to learn. What can you do but wait?’

What can you do but wait. For what, Miguel wasn’t saying, but they both knew it wasn’t for the kid to wise up. Sooner or later, Alessandro was going to get himself dead; understanding that was kind of a long-term strategy among the wiser heads in the Estobal organisation. There was no appetite for a coup from within – not yet leastways. It would be too messy, too weakening, a further advertisement to predators that the big beast was ailing. So meantime it was the job of guys like Miguel and Harry to make sure the kid didn’t damage the operation too much before he inevitably fell off the end of his way-too-steep learning curve.

Alessandro had been The Man’s only blind spot, maybe worse than if he’d been his own son. That way he’d have been close enough to notice the flaws, and no doubt influential enough to iron them out. But The Man never had a son, and so his nephew twinkled all the brighter as his
golden boy, the anointed. The kid got things too easy, things he didn’t earn, whether they be power or possessions, and as a result he didn’t know the value of any of them. He confused fear with respect, obedience with loyalty, and egotism with ambition.

The Man had been a survivor. Well, apart from the lung cancer, obviously. But he’d known that the secret of survival was to get up in the morning and ask yourself what the world could teach you today. The kid didn’t think the world could teach him shit. Kids don’t though, let’s face it, but the smarter ones grow out of it. The smarter ones survive. It’s called natural selection. The Man was aware of his limitations too, another vital strategy in the game of staying alive. He wasn’t any kind of brainbox. Shrewd and streetwise, yeah, but not clever, and he knew that, so he was able to play to his strengths and avoid exposing himself on his weaker fronts. Alessandro, unfortunately, reckoned he was some kind of fucking genius, and that in itself was his biggest weakness. Christ, he thought he’d pulled a master stroke with this Nunez caper, and look how that’d turned out.

‘I always figured we’d get burned by these little artfags,’ Harry said, after a pause he reckoned long enough for both of them to have silently acknowledged the meaning of Miguel’s last remark. ‘They’re sneaky and they’re smart.’

‘They ain’t that smart.’

‘Don’t kid yourself. They’re fuckin’ smart. Or maybe it’s just I can’t get my head around ’em. I can’t suss how they think, and that makes them unpredictable. Nobody saw Nunez’s little flanker comin’, did they?’

‘No. Or else we wouldn’t be havin’ this conversation.’

‘Exactly. We can’t under-estimate guys like that, and I think it should be pretty fuckin’ obvious to all and sundry that we definitely can’t trust them. The sooner this is over and put down to experience, the better.’

‘Hmm.’

‘What do you mean, hmm? What the fuck is hmm?’

‘Something you’re not gonna like. Not one itty bit.’

‘Well I just had a blow-job. This is about as relaxed as I’m gonna get for handlin’ bad news.’

‘I was supposed to tell you this once you got to Vancouver, but as you ain’t goin’ . . .’

‘I sure ain’t.’

‘The game’s changed. Alessandro’s got a new plan for gettin’ us out of this hole. Nunez still gets smoked, that’s a done deal, but it ain’t the end of it, and you sure don’t put five million bucks down to experience.’

‘So Alessandro has a new plan. Why do I feel like it just started raining?’

‘Don’t worry, it won’t be you who gets wet. It’s goin’ down in fuckin’ England – can you believe that? Some place called Glasgow.’

‘Who the fuck’s gonna do a job for us over there?’

‘Innez.’

‘Felipe Innez? The guy’s hardly been out of East LA. He’d get culture shock in Vegas.’

‘Not Felipe, Harry.’

‘Well who the . . .’ And then it hit him, the truth behind the hmm, the thing he was not going to like, not one itty bit.

Zal Innez.

‘Aw fuck. No. No.’

‘Uh-huh.’

‘But he’s in jail.’

‘Gets out of Walla Walla in less than three months.’

‘Sounds like a long time for matters to stay out of our hands.’

‘What we need ain’t goin’ nowhere in the meantime, believe me. It’ll be under big-time lock and key. Besides, Alessandro might not be patient, but he knows something this big requires the long-term view.’

‘He’s fuckin’ nuts.’

‘Who? Innez or the kid?’

‘The kid. Nuts, as in dumb, as in deluded if he wants anything more to do with Innez, to say nothing of the freakshow that comes with the package. The kid’s nuts, but Innez is just plain crazy. Craziest motherfucker we were ever stupid enough to get involved with. He’s also smart,
devious, resourceful, entirely unpredictable and easily the last person anyone with two fuckin’ brain cells would want to bring into this already fucked-up situation. He lives to deceive. That’s his nature, his raison fuckin’ d’etre.’

‘It’s a shame, really. With a better upbringing, Innez could have channelled his talents into a proper, structured criminal career. That’s probably why Alessandro reckons he’s the one guy who can pull this off.’

‘Nah. Alessandro just wants to own him because Innez makes him feel inadequate. Innez is ten times smarter than the kid and the kid doesn’t even have the brains to see that and leave well enough alone. Innez will fuck us, you mark my words.’

‘Dunno, Harry. I think you’re over-estimatin’ the guy, especially since he’s spent the past three years gettin’ his ass fucked on D Block. I reckon Walla Walla will have taught him a thing or two about respect.’

‘Oh, I don’t doubt it’ll have taught him a thing or two. So when he gets out he’ll be all the things he was before, plus a shitload tougher.’

‘We’ve got an angle on him, Harry, believe me. He’ll do as he’s told. Even the kid can learn from his mistakes sometimes.’

‘What’s the angle?’

‘Ah-ah. All in good time. But it starts with teachin’ Innez what happened to the last guy who didn’t do what he was told, so you’d better hurry up and find the sonofabitch. You’re gonna need a camera too, one of them Polaroids.’

‘A camera? What the fuck . . . aw, shit.’

‘Yep. Make it messy. That was the kid’s exact words.’

‘Oh, it’s gonna be messy, Miguel. Alessandro’s makin’ damn sure of that.’



Hermosillos, Harry thought, driving through the nighttime streets of what passed for downtown. Jeez, what a bleak, ugly shit-hole. Heavy industry, hard grind, low pay and the sweaty stench of bovine resignation. Places like this were the reason alcohol got invented. Once you clocked
off at the end of the day, there was nothing else to do but drink, fuck and fight, with the first playing an essential role in encouraging participation in the latter two. Shit, it
wouldn’t surprise him if the first heroin pedlar to hit the town had got a civic fucking reception.

It wasn’t desperate; he’d seen desperate, and the smokestacks in those towns weren’t spitting up anything but birds. In a way, this was arguably something worse. Desperate meant people would try anything to get out of the shit they were in. Round here, they were settling for the shit they were in. Work, drink, fuck, fight, sleep, repeat. Like they knew there was worse shit they could be in, but they’d no spark left to try and find better.

This was where Nunez had come from. Sort of. Geographically, leastways. Like most of those little art-fags who made a big deal of their ‘roots’, he was quite definitely from the right side of the tracks. Because even in a grim industrial shit-hole like Hermosillos, those factories have owners, and you can’t rack up that much soulcrushing misery without it generating serious coin for somebody. Nunez’s father owned the steel plant, and this was where he had been brought up. Of course, the family hadn’t stuck around long once they had the money to be elsewhere. Who would? These days the home and hearth was in Guadelahara, with Nunez Senior only flying in now and again to keep tabs on what was now one of many interests in the north of the country. Nunez Junior had his studio on the Baha California, a couple of hours south of Tijuana by road.

When Nunez went to ground, however, Harry knew he wouldn’t go back to Mama. Too obvious, even if he thought Papa’s wealth might be able to buy some protection. Hermosillos was the next best thing. Nunez knew the place, maybe better than he knew anywhere else in the world; and besides, it was remote, anonymous and forgettable. Who, he probably figured, would want to try looking for him in a gloomy concrete maze like that? And if he kept his head down and his mouth closed, how would they find him?

How indeed. Well, problem is, people see things, hear things, notice things, whether you’ve got your head down or not. And maybe you can keep your own mouth closed, but you can’t shut everybody else’s, especially in a town where money is guaranteed to loosen lips. That said, time was marching on, and despite his reservations over Alessandro’s impulsiveness, Harry knew there was a fine but important line between exercising patience and just sitting around with your thumb up your ass. There was also a more blurred distinction between giving someone time to get results and being jerked off by some prick who thinks you’re a sucker, and it was getting clear which side of this border his so-called informant was currently residing.

Harry parked his car on the street and walked into a bar, Hermosillos’ idea of an upmarket joint with nightclub pretensions. These extended little beyond there being a postage-stamp dancefloor surrounded on three sides by couches, a shitty sound system playing nothing but Ricky Martin and Gloria fucking Estefan, and the fact that the place stayed open until the last drinker fell down. The principal evidence of the establishment’s status among the clientele was that it was just about the only joint in town where you could find a guy not dressed in snakeskin boots, skin-tight denims and a cowboy hat. Oh, that and the fact that there were women inside who might not be hookers.

Martinez was sitting on one of the couches, talking to two girls who looked just about old enough to drink and just about young enough to be impressed by a loser like him. The little pretty-boy runt was probably having himself some sort of Scarface fantasy, pretending he was something other than a small-time hood in an even smaller-time backwater, who didn’t even have the sense to appreciate when he was out of his depth. He pretended not to notice Harry as he walked in, which Harry didn’t like one fucking bit.

Harry bought himself a beer and walked over to the snitch’s table, at which point Martinez ‘suddenly’ looked up and affected the air of unruffled nonchalance he’d been preparing for the past three minutes.

‘Harry,’ he said, gesturing with an open hand to the stool opposite, not bothering to even sit up straight. ‘Have a seat. How’s it hangin’?’

‘Lose the bitches, Luis. We need to talk.’

‘Hey, that’s no way to speak to a lady, man. You loosen up a little, maybe they treat you right later, you know what I’m sayin’?’

The girls might have been young, but they read the situation far better than Martinez. They got up right away and headed quickly for the bar, leaving him to his Señor Geniality act.

‘Listen, you little fuck, I’m payin’ you to get me information, not sit here drinkin’ cocktails and sniffin’ around jailbait muff. It’s been, what, nearly a week and you haven’t given me jack.’

Martinez kept up the unruffled front, though he dropped the old-time buddies grin. ‘You’re payin’ me to keep my eyes and ears open, man. That’s what you said, that’s what I’m doin’.’

‘Oh that’s what you’re doin’? And in all this time you ain’t seen or heard nothin’? Is that what you’re sayin’?’

Martinez shifted on the couch, slumping slightly to an even more slothful (and as far as Harry was concerned, even less respectful) posture, the right side of his face contorting a little. Harry couldn’t decide whether it was supposed to be a smirk or a shrug, but he knew what it
was intended to convey. The little fuck did know something, he just wasn’t ready to give it up.

‘Money for lookin’ and money for talkin’ – that’s two different kinds of money, man. The first kind is sort of a retainer, you know?’ He had a sip from his cocktail and slumped back again. ‘The second kind is more expensive.’

Harry took a long gulp from his beer, keeping his eyes on the weasely fuck the whole time. He knew there was only one thing to do.

‘How much?’ he said, putting the bottle back on the table.

‘Two thousand.’

Harry nodded. ‘I can live with that. Two thousand pesos it is.’

‘Dollars. Two thousand American dollars.’

Harry laughed. ‘Yeah, right. You been watchin’ too many movies, kid. It’s not Jimmy fuckin’ Hoffa I’m lookin’ for. Two thousand bucks. Get a job.’

‘This Jimmy Hoffa I don’t know about. But I know Nunez is who you want, and that’s the price, man. Makes no difference to me if we don’t do business. This guy’s got enemies, maybe someone else wants him bad enough to pay what’s right. I can wait.’

The arrogant little fuck – probably wished he had this on videotape: me playing hardball with the big American gangster.

‘Don’t kid yourself, Luis. Me needin’ your help is a gift from the fuckin’ gods, okay? That’s why you’ve been stringin’ this shit out, because you know that once I’m gone, it’s back to pimpin’ your sister or whatever the fuck else you do when Santa Claus ain’t in town. I’ll give you a grand and you’ll be fuckin’ grateful, okay?’

‘Fifteen hundred.’

‘I said a grand. But if you wanna barter, how about I also throw in a promise not to beat the shit out of you? There, that’s my final offer.’

‘Twelve hundred.’

‘Is that with or without me deducting what I’ve been paying for you to sit on what you already know for I don’t know how many days?’

Martinez finally sat up. ‘A grand it is.’

‘Okay, start talkin’. I’ll give you two hundred now and the rest if and when it turns out to be worth it.’

‘No way, man. Up front, all of it. Yeah, like I’m gonna see you again once you’ve found Nunez.’

‘I only got two hundred on me.’

‘Then come back when you have a thousand.’

‘I can only get you the peso equivalent at this short notice. There an ATM someplace in this dump?’

‘Opposite the railway station,’ Martinez said, sitting back. ‘I’ll give you directions.’

‘The fuck you will. Come on. I’m tired of this shit, I’m tired of you and I’m tired of this fuckin’ town. Get your ass into my car. I want this over with.’

Martinez feigned a bit of reluctance and climbed languidly to his feet. Yeah right, like he wasn’t coming in his pants at the thought of holding that much money. Harry walked briskly to the door, Martinez picking up the pace too, like he was suddenly afraid of being left behind. His keenness evaporated when they reached the car, however.

‘No fuckin’ way, man. I’m not gettin’ in there. How do I know you won’t just put a gun to my head instead of payin’ me?’

Harry sighed. ‘Yeah, like you’re worth a bullet. What good are you to me dead? I put a gun to your head and say talk, you know if I pull the trigger I’m only gonna have to go through all this shit again with some other lowlife. Gimme a fuckin’ break and get in the car.’

Harry drove them to the station and told Martinez to stay where he was while he lifted the cash. He bent down and folded the notes into his left sock, in full view of his passenger. Having left the engine running, he didn’t want him getting jumpy enough to switch seats and bail if he thought there was anything hinky about the deal.

Martinez looked expectantly at him as he climbed back in, like he was just going to hand it over there and then.

‘Okay. Let’s roll,’ Harry said, pulling away and ignoring him. He hung a U-turn across the plaza and then took a right at the traffic lights.

‘The bar’s back that way, man.’

‘Yeah, I’m gonna hand you a wad of bills in a crowded public place. You’re not the only snitch in town, Luis.’

‘Where we goin’?’

‘I’ll tell you when we get there. Until then, shut up unless you want to tell me where Nunez is right now.’

‘Not till I’m holding the money, man.’

‘That’s what I figured.’

Harry drove on in silence until they were out of the downtown area and into the industrial belt, well away from streetlights and sidewalks.

‘This’ll do,’ he said, pulling into an empty parking lot outside a warehouse. He stopped the car and put the inside light on, then bent down, removing the bills from his left sock. From his right he palmed a flat-handled knife.

Harry placed the wad of bills on the dashboard and sat back. ‘All yours,’ he said. When Martinez reached forward to grab them, Harry stuck the blade into his thigh and
clamped his left hand over his mouth. He drew the knife across slowly, his arm pinning Martinez’s torso to the seat despite his panicked writhing.

‘Now you listen to me, you little come-stain. I just cut your femoral artery. That’s how the Romans used to commit suicide, did you know that? It should take about a half hour. So here’s how it’s gonna be. Either you can tell me where Nunez is and I can drive you to the hospital, or else I can sit here and watch you bleed to death. What do you say?’

Harry took his hand away from Martinez’s mouth but kept the blade in his thigh. He gave it a twist, eliciting a loud yelp, but there was nobody around to hear it.

‘Clock’s ticking, Luis.’

Martinez spilled everything he knew just as fast as his hyperventilating little lungs would let him, after which Harry pocketed the bills, withdrew the blade and opened the passenger-side door.

‘Get out.’

‘You said you would take me to the hospital, man.’

‘Phone a fuckin’ ambulance, asshole,’ Harry said, kicking him out of the car. He pulled the door shut and put the car into gear, swinging it around until he was alongside Martinez, who had by this time got to his feet and begun limping towards the main road. Harry pushed a button on his armrest and slid the window down.

‘I hope you make it, Luis. I really do. And if you survive, I hope you just learned an important lesson about who not to fuck with. Adios.’



The ‘house’ was about fifteen minutes outside of town, close to the main road south for ease of a fast getaway. It looked like Nunez had placed his trust in secrecy rather than security, as the place was an anonymous, run-down pre-fabricated shack, definitely not capable of keeping out the Big Bad Wolf if he decided to huff and puff. Harry had driven past along the narrow road and parked out of sight, then doubled back on foot to where he could get a clear view. No lights on, no surprise. Little sign that the place was occupied by anything other than rats and roaches, apart from the large, indistinct shape of a black tarp at one side of the building – the side obscured from the road.

Harry got his things from the boot, cursing Alessandro for this Polaroid crap. ‘Make it messy.’ What an asshole. Like people wouldn’t be afraid enough once you told them they were dead unless.

He stalked silently through the sparse bushes and the dust, making his way to the tarp by the light of the moon and the glow of passing headlights from the main road. There was no sound other than those of engines and tyres on asphalt a couple of hundred yards away. Harry made it to the tarp and crouched beside it, reaching into his bag for a narrow flashlight. His hand could feel cold metal under the tarpaulin, confirming his assumption that it concealed a vehicle, most probably a dark blue 1999 Toyota 4x4. He pulled himself under and switched on the torch, the sheet hiding the light from view. It was a blue Toyota, sure enough, but he checked the number plate just to be completely thorough.

Mark.

He made his way slowly towards the front of the house, tentatively testing his weight step-by-step on the boards of the wooden porch, rocking back when he heard the beginnings of a creak. The doorframe looked like it wouldn’t withstand being heavily pissed against, let alone a good
kick, but he opted to pop the flimsy, cheap-motel-style lock instead. If for whatever reason it turned out Nunez wasn’t around, it would kind of remove the element of surprise regards lying secretly in wait if he came back and discovered his front door was missing.

Harry crouched on the porch and placed his gun on the floor before taking a tiny, plastic-handled awl from his pocket. Gently inserting the awl into the lock with his right hand, he gripped the round aluminium doorknob with his left, whereupon the knob came away in his fingers and the door swung a few inches ajar. Harry scrambled for his gun, almost falling flat on his face through a combination of sheer surprise and sudden loss of balance.

There was no movement from within, and only blackness to be seen through the narrow gap, but not all of his senses were to be deprived. It was hard to tell what struck him first, the smell or the sound of the flies, but there was no question which hit the harder.

‘Jesus.’

Harry barely swallowed back the impulse to gag. It was a discipline learned hard from being around a lot of dead people, two of whom he’d had to dissenter and re-bury, but this particular stench tested it to the limit, and he was still on the porch. He bent down to his bag and pulled out a cloth intended for wiping away fingerprints, tying it around his nose and mouth like he was about to pull a Wild-West hold-up. Then he took hold of his flashlight again and reluctantly nudged the door open with his foot. The flashlight barely penetrated the blackness, picking out only tiny areas as it passed, like he was viewing a dotmatrix image one line at a time. Harry turned around and pointed it at the wall just inside the door, eventually finding a light switch. Unfortunately, it worked.

The shack consisted of a single bed/living room, with a kitchen area in one corner and a separate toilet at the back. The sink, two-ring stove and worktop in the ‘kitchen’ constituted the only furniture, other than a fold-down sofabed draped with a single linen sheet. Other points of interest included a careless scattering of empty food cans and pizza boxes, a canvas bag containing male clothing, a pair of men’s shoes, a half-drunk Jose Cuervo bottle, a copy of Hustler, a brown suede jacket, several dog-eared paperbacks, and Nunez’s head in a glass jar.

Oh yeah.

It was just sitting there at the end of the bed, on a pillow, for Christ’s sake, like it was the Hope fucking Diamond. Bruised, slashed, swollen, discoloured and immersed in fluid, but still recognisably Nunez, staring off to one side with that goofy look corpses always got after a few days underwater.

And everything around the place was streaked with blood, like they’d used a fucking garden sprinkler: walls, floor, trash, clothes, everything. The only thing spared, in one respect, was the sheet covering the fold-down bed; spared as in the streaks, not the blood. It was more kind
of smeared.

No. Blotted.

If there was a mercy, it was that there didn’t seem to be as many flies as the noise suggested. Probably amplified by his imagination, though he’d have expected the sound to be tuned out a little once his brain got busier with all the shit his eyes were throwing at it.

Harry approached the bed hesitantly, then thought better of touching the sheet with his bare hands. He retreated outside to retrieve a pair of latex gloves from his bag. In truth he was motivated less by forensic considerations than by a skin-crawlingly bad feeling about the blotting. He returned inside, less than briskly, he’d have to admit, took a deep breath and pulled the sheet away.

Immediately, he found himself clouded by a zillion flies, disturbed from their all-you-can-eat glutathon under the linen. He closed his eyes and swung his arms around in an attempt to ward off at least a few thousand of them. If he thought he’d done well not to gag when the door
opened, then he deserved some kind of award for keeping his dinner down at this point. The smell worsened, accompanied by the relatively harmless but nonetheless revoltingly unpleasant sensation of several dozen insects crawling through his hair.

After a few seconds of flailing, the intensity of the aerial assault reduced, the majority of the flies returning to the feast, and he felt confident enough to open his eyes again.

‘Fuck me.’

It looked like the rest of Nunez had been put in a blender. The bed was covered from top to bottom in rotting flesh, bones sticking out from the mass here and there, as well as the odd internal organ. The lungs were the most noticeable, sheer size meaning there was more of their shape still recognisable after the attentions of the Beelzebub First Airborne Squadron. Other than that, it was pretty difficult to guess what any particular fly-crawling lump used to be, especially as there didn’t appear to be any skin remaining. Had that been the flies too, or ... Fuck, who cared?

Harry had seen some funky stuff in his time – but this? This looked like serious serial-killer psycho shit. Nevertheless, certain habits died hard; maybe after a while they became a reflex. Harry picked up the suede jacket and patted down the pockets until he found what he was after: Nunez’s wallet. The credit cards were still there, as well as some small bills, but there was a clear plastic window where his driver’s licence should have been.

Standard proof-of-hit procedure.

‘Motherfucker.’

Somebody had beaten him to it, by a few days, too.

‘Make it messy.’

Alessandro. Fucking Alessandro. He’d put it out to contract from the word go, the double-crossing little prick. Perhaps that was even why the kid had wanted to send Harry to fucking Vancouver – maybe he secretly had Hermosillos covered. Son of a bitch.

But if so, then why did nobody know about it? Why did they wait until this afternoon to phone him? Harry was no pathologist, but he’d seen enough to guess Nunez had been dead for at least two days. And what was it Martinez said? ‘Nunez has enemies.’ Harry had assumed the plural
referred collectively to the Estobals, but maybe they weren’t the only ones Nunez had screwed.

Shit.

Ah well. Either way up, the job was done, and that was the main thing, for now at least. He could take his Polaroids and get the fuck out of this toilet. However, he couldn’t help feeling a little deflated. That was the problem with the free market. He knew he was good at what he did, and everybody likes to feel special, but something like this reminded him that in the grander scheme, figuratively speaking, he was just one more hooker on a very long street.